What is the lamest fortune you have ever retrieved from a fortune cookie?

Question by BrainBabe: What is the lamest fortune you have ever retrieved from a fortune cookie?
Mine, just now: “Some fortune cookies contain no fortune.”

I suppose it doesn’t matter, as it was really my 3-year-old niece’s cookie left over from a recent dinner….but just to clarify…it *IS* a lame fortune, YEA or NAY?

Best answer:

Answer by i don’t bite
I would move to France and be happy .

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

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  1. Lone Woof says:

    Most are lame.

  2. Quizard says:

    “Help! I’m being kept prisoner in a Chinese restaurant and being forced to make fortune cookies.”

  3. Smorb says:

    “You never know what might happen.”

    Way to go out on a limb, guys……

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