What are some good or funny fortunes to put in fortunes cookies?

Question by Claire P: What are some good or funny fortunes to put in fortunes cookies?
My sister and I are going to make fortune cookies in a few days. We need some good ideas for fortunes to put inside. The more the better!

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Answer by Rebekah
Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

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  1. :3 says:

    1.today you will be eating Chinese.
    2.you will open a fortune cookie today
    Lol that’s all I can think of

  2. Gabby says:

    help, im being help hostage in a chinese cookie factory lol
    from victorious

  3. I like Hashish says:

    You can do anyhting you set your mind to

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