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How do I get my dog to stop barking at everything?

Question by Gabe: How do I get my dog to stop barking at everything?
My dog Cookie is young and at first she never barked at all, but since my other dog Toby barked alot, now she barks at everything in sight.

Today she slammed the door open and ran out of the house just to bark at a poor lady walking her dog. It was so embarassing.

Best answer:

Answer by The Death At Ones Elbow
you have to find a white siberian tiger with hearing aids.
then you have to kill it.
and then you have to make sure its dead.
then then u have to chop it up and bake it with the hearing aid still in it
then put it in ur dogs food
and then it should stop barking

What do you think? Answer below!

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