Q&A: Fun with Chinese fortune cookies?

Question by There you are∫: Fun with Chinese fortune cookies?
This is not a question, as much as a tip for naughty fun when you dine out at a Chinese restaurant, and they give you a fortune cookie.

tack the words “In Bed” at the end of ANY fortune (almost every one of them so far works perfectly- for some reason)

for instance. Today, I ate at a Chinese restaurant, and I got a cookie.

this is my real “fortune”

Never depend on others to make you happy. You can do it yourself.

(Now tack on the words “in Bed” at the end. whole other meaning now)

My husband’s was:

“Many new friends will be attracted to your friendly and charming ways”…..”In bed”

Some naughty fun the next time you get a fortune cookie…

Best answer:

Answer by MaLiBu
I will have to entertain myself with this next time I read my fortune…

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

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  1. jrk2579 says:

    How old are you??? Just asking.

  2. laa dee daa (I♥DJG!!) says:

    haha that was funny
    i had to try it myself

    i just found one on my fridge
    ” God will help you overcome any hardship.” you can probably guess what comes next lol

  3. Marie W says:

    OH MY GOD!!!!!! I never heard of doing this before until yesterday. My friend had a birthday card that had this on it…..like when NOT to add “in bed” to the end of your fortune…”You’ll get close with your family” or You’ll have great success in your career” or ” you will make 100′s of friends” in bed obviously wouldn’t work. That is just so strange she showed me that and then I came upon this today. twilight zone. Happens to me all the time. I’ll have to get chinese tomorrow for lunch.

  4. Mimi999 says:

    My friend showed me this. Some people may find it immature or childish, however I find it really fun!

    It adds some naughty fun (as you call it) to fortune cookie reading!!

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