Luck of the Irish Fortune Cookies

It’s that time a year again, time to display your alcoholism as proudly as the shamrock on your lapel, time to imbibe green libations, and inflict flesh wounds upon the non-conformist Mc Scroodges. That’s right, it’s St. Patricks day! A celebration of all things green, corned, and some dude from Wales, no not Kathrine Zeta Jones. This episode I’m going to teach you how to throw the most Irishtastic St. Patty’s day party ever! Erin go bragh! Green Fortune Cookies 2 large egg whites 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 3 tablespoons vegetable oil ½ cup all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoons cornstarch 1/4 teaspoon salt 1.2 cup granulated sugar 2 teaspoons water 1 teaspoon green food coloring Preparation: 1. Write fortunes on pieces of paper that are 3 1/2 inches long and 1/2 inch wide. Here’s a website with some ideas Preheat oven to 300 degrees Fahrenheit. Grease 2 9-X-13 inch baking sheets. 2. In a medium bowl, lightly beat the egg white, vanilla extract, almond extract and vegetable oil until frothy, but not stiff. 3. Sift the flour, cornstarch, salt and sugar into a separate bowl. Stir the water into the flour mixture. 4. Add the flour into the egg white mixture and stir until you have a smooth batter. The batter should not be runny, but should drop easily off a wooden spoon. 5. Place level tablespoons of batter onto the cookie sheet, spacing them at least 3 inches apart. Smooth with spoon until discs are approx 3 inches in diameter. 6. Bake until the outer 1/2
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Today on Off Duty: Wendy gets a visit from the Girl Scouts of the USA who are in the middle of cookie season, Kelli Grant reports on Spring Break opportunities for grown ups, and Jeff Bush learns about Irish Whiskey in time for St. Patrick’s Day.
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    lol n akward lol ending

  2. keishahottku says:

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  4. annieTaiwan1 says:

    u are so cute i love all u r videos^^~

  5. BradyDale says:

    I like parties where we beat someone up. Those are the best.

  6. julesnewdisorder says:

    I love it!

  7. sloppyfresh says:

    marry me

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  9. lucienep3 says:

    Beating him for not wearing green was funny
    I liked the 50′s symbolism

  10. jakex1 says:

    i have man-hands, and i see the tatoo :D 

  11. scroffex says:

    silly ;but funny

  12. XxMissNoNamexX says:

    This…this sucked.
    Horrible acting, sucky sound effects, stupid girl.

    Yea, that pretty much wraps it up.

  13. bloodia33 says:

    so hot girl

  14. cocoa3c says:

    Hee hee, LOVED iT!! You’re a 50′s housewife in disguise aren’t you… :0

  15. 6osal2000 says:

    That was, Stupid.

  16. th25tina says:

    that was funny!!!  loved it!!!!!the end was hysterical!!!

  17. FranklinParkIL says:

    Guys! Here’s how to tie it, The Winsor knot. I gave you the tip now don’t forget about the Girl Scouts when they come to your door. And one more thing. St Patrick’ Day and whiskey, Irish whiskey. You can see what it’s all about in this video. along with the extraction of seeds from the pomegranate.

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